Tidbits

Stay away from the log ride at Enchanted Forest if you are on a date because it will ruin your hair and make you soaking wet.

Never attempt to frame a silk scarf unless you are prepared to invest an hour of your life.

Don't watch Gilmore Girls when you are hungry.

If you go to a town 4 hours away that a popular teenage romantic science fiction novel is based in, don't post the pictures on Facebook.

Never leave dishes in the sink for more than a week without at least soaking them in water.

Be sure to search under every piece of furniture in your house when looking for your obese siamese cat.

Make sure that the restaurant you want to go to for dinner is open for dinner.

And never ever doubt that you can wake up, take a shower, dry your hair, do your makeup and get dressed in less than 20 minutes.